Inauspicious Beginning

After a pretty decent sleep (which I was not expecting, having spent my night on the *top* bunk), I woke up to take my shower.  Ew.  You know that game you play as kid?  Where the floor is lava? And you have to leap on the furniture pieces from one to another to avoid a hot, fiery death in the molten lava?  I just played that game in our shower, but instead of a fate of incineration, I was avoiding a slowly revealed case of athlete's foot or those foot warts or the black mold.  I will grant that the last shower I took that was not in my house was in a four-star hotel in Milan, but wow.  I have roughed it this morning.  May there be coffee in the dining hall....